“[...] the cardinal rule to bringing down a zombie (and this is coming from years of experience) is to cut off the head. Forget automatic weapons, you need a chainsaw. The bigger the better of course, but keep in mind that if you want to get to the safe zone (which is naturally located in Maine), its better not to have something too bulky weighing you down.

In conclusion, chainsaw; not too big, not too small, and remember – Maine.”
—Saad Ahmad, Uncrate

Haven’t smoked since Friday noon. I feel jumpy and discomposed, but don’t have the desire to actually smoke just now. After waking up, I’m not in the need to smoke just that much anyway.
Let’s just see how far this goes.

FYI: That Friday noon was October 17 2009.

Beim Auto fahren heftig hintereinander niesen ist erschreckend gefährlich.

(KIOSK): I had never heard of an egg pricker before I went to Germany but yet, most Germans say it is impossible to boil eggs without one! An egg pricker pricks an egg with a sharp point that pops out when the egg is pressed on the device. The sharp point makes a tiny hole in the egg that stops the egg from breaking when boiled.

OK… I pointed out I have boiled eggs for 21 years without needing an egg pricker, why do I need one now! The only reply was: “How can you boil an egg without one? You just can’t!”

OK…I guess if you need to boil the perfect egg to serve the perfect breakfast in the land of perfection then you need this. However, once I tried the egg pricker I have never gone back….hmmmm…..

— “You should throw your panties at him.”
— “I’m not wearing any!